tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post7538991179855684011..comments2023-09-03T08:06:27.231-04:00Comments on Nikki Stafford's Lost Rewatch!: We Did It!!Nikki Staffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04463618183850438914noreply@blogger.comBlogger149125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-69791394826898414102014-12-18T09:33:50.972-05:002014-12-18T09:33:50.972-05:00I swear all these comments just get better with ag...I swear all these comments just get better with age.Rebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-82002070186929431002014-12-17T12:59:29.015-05:002014-12-17T12:59:29.015-05:00My god but we are funny. And, by "we" I ...My god but we are funny. And, by "we" I mean you people, mostly. Not Joan. She's not funny, she's DEAD SERIOUS.<br /><br />*sound of gunshot*<br /><br />humanebeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15717844158635399246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-31503848980635758452013-09-12T14:44:49.282-04:002013-09-12T14:44:49.282-04:00Marebabe, your comment brought me back to the comm...Marebabe, your comment brought me back to the comments here and I just read through them all, stifling gales of laughter as I'm in my office hours and there is a class going on across the hall. Oh my goodness, but I miss you all SO MUCH. I was alternately giggling helplessly and tearing up at the wonderful memories I have of this blog and all you Nik at Niters :)Rebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-85650142979614881002013-09-12T11:53:24.508-04:002013-09-12T11:53:24.508-04:00Wow. All of your demented comments from March, 201...Wow. All of your demented comments from March, 2011 were heaped like cherries on top of my LOST rewatch of 2013. They didn't spoil by keeping! Love you guys! Marebabenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-6457400420353349122011-03-21T10:08:56.789-04:002011-03-21T10:08:56.789-04:00"This is, sadly, her best work to date."...<br><i>"This is, sadly, her best work to date."<br />--Florentine Flouncypants</i><br /><br />I have no doubt that Ms. Flouncypants is correct (a statement that heretofore I would only have expected to make when visiting an extremely young and/or extremely lonely relative after being told that I was being addressed by her tulle-sporting cat during tea).<br /><br />Also: You could sell me on a book of these blurbs quicker than Joanie's drawers would drop at after Sayid walked in from a night of angst-ridden torturing.<br /><br />VW: <i>batillo</i> — Drawing of the Dark Knight.<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-61168808375325363862011-03-20T00:51:24.962-04:002011-03-20T00:51:24.962-04:00"Spring has sprung;
The grass has risen.
Buy ...<br>"Spring has sprung;<br />The grass has risen.<br />Buy this book?<br />A bad decision!"<br /><i>— Ray Zeburn, </i>The Burma Shave Times<br /><br />"Roses are red<br />Violets are blue<br />Nearly threw up<br />And just on Page Two"<br /><i>— Flo Wipetal,</i> Horticulture Today<br /><br />"What the <i>f---</i> is going on here?!?"<br /><i>— Dee-Lo Groin</i><br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-78482631382403023162011-03-19T19:59:29.844-04:002011-03-19T19:59:29.844-04:00This book is like some kind of Frankenstein's ...This book is like some kind of Frankenstein's monster of literature, cobbled together from the scraps and entrails of murderers and thieves. It reads like the ramblings of seven different mental patients. I couldn't put it down!<br />--Victor Slaughterschmidt<br /><br />I was told to endorse this book or suffer the consequences; having read it cover to cover, I can honestly say it is the best book I've ever read. Buy this book immediately. In fact, buy two. For my sake, please, buy two! <br />--Christopher Ninnymuggins. <br /><br />Never before have I been so offended and so turned on at the same time. <br />--Olivia ClosehoffAustin Gortonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281239771248780430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-13566155693862918212011-03-19T15:26:48.381-04:002011-03-19T15:26:48.381-04:00*The reviews for Sentimental and Creepy: The Burde...<i>*The reviews for <b>Sentimental and Creepy: The Burden of Being Joan Crawford...</b> are in! I haven't had a chance to read them, but I highly doubt they could be anything less than glowing.*</i><br /><br /><br /> <br />“One walks, nay runs, away from Ms.Crawford's book feeling as though they have personally offended her... mostly because she ends every chapter with: 'You have personally offended me'”.<br /><i>--Elbert Suckling</i><br /><br /><br />“If I had to sum up the experience (and this is lifted directly from the book: “You don't read my book – you experience it!”) of Joan's latest work in one word it would be “baffling”. How does she claim that one word or even just a frowny face emoticon counts as a chapter? I mean really, 15 “chapters” on one page?”<br /><i>--Veronica Buckbut</i><br /><br /><br />“I felt gritty after I finally reached the surface again after delving into this twisted little book. Yes, the book does have 197 chapters but it is only 60 pages long (many of them with photocopied pictures of a butt with a subtext of “Whose bum is this, Professor Smarty Two Shoes, if you're so smart? Wrong! It's your face!”) and yet completing this “Iliad For the Little Lads” (whatever the hell <i>that</i> meant) was the most arduous task I have ever endured.”<br /><i>--Marquo Polquo</i><br /><br /><br />"This is, sadly, her best work to date."<br /><i>--Florentine Flouncypants</i><br /><br /><br />“Why did she spend 3 pages quoting a fictitious conversation that she would have had with an imaginary Fat Elvis at a bus-stop? Why did she repeatedly ask the reader to send her their fingerprints? Is there a reason she kept insisting that an elephant and grizzly bear would be the best crime fighting duo ever? And why did she keep yelling "I know you are going through my garbage and I AM TELLING THE MAYOR!”?"<br /><i>--Cynthae Plinth</i><br /><br /><br />“Don't be fooled by the slimness of this book – inside is a massive tornado that will rip you up and toss you in every direction. Joan Crawford will literally (and pathetically) beg for your approval while simultaneously letting you know you aren't fit to lick her boots... I imagine knowing this woman personally would be very frightening indeed. She keeps claiming she is the “Shakespeare for people who want more” but the only thing Joan could be in the world of Shakespeare is the actual tempest.”<br /><i>--Margelene Fickletick</i><br /><br /> <br /><br />"I'm pretty sure English is not her first language."<br /><i>--Edwin Nerdington</i>Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-91019065790752905482011-03-19T12:06:33.777-04:002011-03-19T12:06:33.777-04:00ECW Press released a press release following Joan&...ECW Press released a press release following Joan's that confirmed her memoir was, indeed, in the works and would be published in spring 2012, co-written by Nikki Stafford. Says Stafford, "I didn't have much of a choice. She threatened to do the 'angry cowboy.' I don't know what that is, but it sounds frightening." Stafford became more enthusiastic when she began gathering the details of Crawford's life from the subject. "People's minds are going to be blown by her life story," she says. "It's got more twists and turns in it than an episode of Lost."Nikki Staffordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04463618183850438914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-46805170982348555822011-03-19T10:55:40.577-04:002011-03-19T10:55:40.577-04:00@Rebecca: In outrage, Joan Crawford has released a...<br>@Rebecca: <i>In outrage, Joan Crawford has released a press release today that nothing should be believed concerning the recent release of</i> Sentinmental and Creepy: The Burden of Being Joan Crawford — Not <i>That</i> Joan Crawford, Of Course, Just Some Weird Zombie Canadian Chick<br /><br />Ha! Only Joan would disavow her own memoir. (You'd expect it to be other way around, though.)<br /><br />VW: <i>Roppler</i> — Name of an esteemed Austrian physicist as pronounced by Scooby-Doo.<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-21092504832428681002011-03-19T10:17:04.022-04:002011-03-19T10:17:04.022-04:00In other news, former Lost actor Naveen Andrews wa...In other news, former <i>Lost</i> actor Naveen Andrews was reportedly accosted by what he described as 'some sorta zombified Canadian bird'. In a brief statement, Mr Andrews said 'At first I didn't notice anyfink outta the ordinary, but then I heard someone shoutin' sumfink like 'I'll be your Torcha Scrunchie, Sayid! Strap me down and call me Nadia! CALL ME NADIAAAAAAAAA!!!' It was well out of order, know wot I mean? Funny old world, innit?' Independent reports that the woman was the reanimated corpse of the actress Joan Crawford have been categorically denied by the authorities.Batcabbagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609077644806458692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-4632426206652577762011-03-19T00:14:19.174-04:002011-03-19T00:14:19.174-04:00In outrage, Joan Crawford has released a press rel...In outrage, Joan Crawford has released a press release today that nothing should be believed concerning the recent release of <i>Sentinmental and Creepy: The Burden of Being Joan Crawford — Not That Joan Crawford, Of Course, Just Some Weird Zombie Canadian Chick</i> and announced the imminent release of the multi-media experience <i>The Burden of Being Joan Crawford: Hearing Voices, Stalking Torcha Scrunchies, and Lurking on Forgotten Blog Feeds</i> by the one and only living dead Joan CrawfordRebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-45002645979666095152011-03-18T23:57:26.103-04:002011-03-18T23:57:26.103-04:00This just in: Lifetime is slated to begin producti...<br>This just in: Lifetime is slated to begin production soon on <i>Dance Like an Angry Cowboy: The (Other) Joan Crawford Story</i>, based on ECW Press' upcoming book <i> Sentinmental and Creepy: The Burden of Being Joan Crawford — Not That Joan Crawford, Of Course, Just Some Weird Zombie Canadian Chick</i>.<br /><br />I hear Rick Baker is doing the makeup. Casting ideas, anyone?<br /><br />VW: <i>unpopple</i> — Let your soda go flat.<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-30981744951624879182011-03-18T23:45:35.818-04:002011-03-18T23:45:35.818-04:00Look for Sentinmental and Creepy: The Burden of Be...<br>Look for <i>Sentinmental and Creepy: The Burden of Being Joan Crawford — Not </i>That<i> Joan Crawford, Of Course, Just Some Weird Zombie Canadian Chick</i>, later this summer from ECW Press' Excessive Subtitles imprint.<br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-44107582739277907032011-03-18T22:57:29.983-04:002011-03-18T22:57:29.983-04:00Crazy! Crazy for feeling so lonely!
*begins danc...<b>Crazy! Crazy for feeling so lonely!</b> <br /><br />*begins dancing awkwardly, in a fashion that some might describe as "An Angry Cowboy"*<br /><br /><b>Crazy! Crazzzy for feeling so blue!</b><br /><br />*knocks over wine glass with flailing arm*<br /><br /><b>Hehehehe, who left that there? Oh, excuse me, Good Sir! Shhh! Did you hear that?! I think I heard someone yelling "Walt".</b><br /><br />*goes to get another glass*<br /><br /><b>I tried! And I cried! And I don't know the words, all I know is I'm crazzzy! Crazy for lovin' you!</b><br /><br />*sits down abruptly*<br /><br />I really miss Lost today ;_;<br />I put it on a shelf this past while and now I feel all <b>sentimental and creepy*</b>.<br /><br />Quelle surprise, Joan, <i>quelle surprise.</i><br /><br /><i>*Such is the burden of being Joan Crawford!</i>Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-51950225715781905802010-04-19T15:06:31.413-04:002010-04-19T15:06:31.413-04:00Nikki, I just wanted to thank you for this wonderf...Nikki, I just wanted to thank you for this wonderful rewatch project. I didn't know about it at the time you were doing the rewatch. However, my kids became interested in watching LOST a little over a month ago, and we have been rewatching all five seasons at a very rapid pace ever since (at the same time as my husband and I have been watching Season 6). I have been a LOST fan since the very beginning, but this last month or so has been the most fun I have had with it because of the rewatch, and your blog has played a large role in making it so much fun.Suzannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-20727828419450224572010-03-26T11:20:13.867-04:002010-03-26T11:20:13.867-04:00@Everyone - Hahaahaha!
*continues muttering t...@Everyone - Hahaahaha! <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />*continues muttering to herself*Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-86957550346486862122010-03-25T23:49:15.050-04:002010-03-25T23:49:15.050-04:00Sorry, Joan, didn't see you there.Sorry, Joan, didn't see you there.Batcabbagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609077644806458692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-71101278830105848182010-03-25T23:44:18.536-04:002010-03-25T23:44:18.536-04:00psht... Joan, you're not fooling anybody. I se...psht... Joan, you're not fooling anybody. I see you behind that cabbage.Rebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-78601926829805294832010-03-25T18:10:39.284-04:002010-03-25T18:10:39.284-04:00@Joan: You know who likes my Weird Toe?
Um... Your...@Joan: <i>You know who likes my Weird Toe?</i><br />Um... Your husband? Foot fetishists? Your husband the foot fetishist?<br />Oh, wait... Is his name an anagram of "Vile Lamb"?Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-42081565295914576062010-03-25T16:42:52.778-04:002010-03-25T16:42:52.778-04:00Haha!
well, hellllooooo, Sonshine.
I'm over...Haha! <br /><br />well, hellllooooo, Sonshine.<br /><br />I'm over here!<br /><br />Now I'm over here!<br /><br />Mwahaha!Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-33104005333254780632010-03-24T23:29:43.812-04:002010-03-24T23:29:43.812-04:00AHHHHHH!!!!! Quit scaring the lurkers!AHHHHHH!!!!! Quit scaring the lurkers!Rebecca T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11994380364321336824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-53823570753540041882010-03-24T23:20:32.909-04:002010-03-24T23:20:32.909-04:00*Jumps out from behind a bush*
BOO!!*Jumps out from behind a bush*<br /><br />BOO!!Nikki Staffordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04463618183850438914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-5389900807588661872010-03-24T22:34:42.122-04:002010-03-24T22:34:42.122-04:00*breathing quietly**breathing quietly*Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1542493291509778907.post-15060456452524378752010-03-22T22:09:21.433-04:002010-03-22T22:09:21.433-04:00Aw, and yet you found me and joined me :) You like...Aw, and yet you found me and joined me :) You like me and my creep-itude. You know who likes my Weird Toe?Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.com